Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
Ello, Miss?

What do you mean "miss"?

I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

We're closin' for lunch.

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this forum what I was using not 2 years ago from this very screen.

Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue SausageNet Forum...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting! Just resting!