I was in school in the 90s up until 2005 and kids today still sing these rhymes and others but maybe the lyrics are alot more worse with todays kids lol!
Here are some rhymes that I learnt whislt at School.
God made Coke
God made Pepsi
God made **name**
So damn sexy
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Love is a sensation
caused by temptation
when a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
of the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do I have to give a demonstration
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Ip dip dog s**t
f**king b***d
silly git
you are not it
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A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
but a kiss aint a kiss
without any tongue
so open your mouth
and close your eyes
and give your tongue some exercise
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Little donkey, little donkey, on the M25, Got run over by a Rover and was left to die...
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Jingle bells
Batman smells
robin flew away
uncle billy lost his willy
on the motorway....
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Pardon me for being so rude
it was not me it was my food
it just jumped up to say hello
now its gone back down below
if it goes below your heart
it turns out to be a fart
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Beans, beans, are good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal!
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Yum Yum
Bubblegum
Stick it up ya mothers bum
if it sticks pull her t*ts
Out comes weatabix
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