Loztom, we used to sing that one, only it started out - in 1966 and was 'a lady' etc etc.  Actually that is making me feel sick.

I remember the Georgie Best one.  Sung to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar.  Georgie Best Football Star, wears frilly knickers and a see-through bra.

Ipp Dip sky blue,
Who's it, not you.

Ippa dippa dation, my operation,
How many people at the station.

Following an advert for marsh mallows when some cute furry thing ended it by saying - "everyone's a fluffy one" -  Everyone's a fluffy one, doo dah, doo dah

I thought the Fatty and Skinny was started by my sister who was fat and I was skinny.  She used to say "Fatty and Skinny went out for a walk.  Fatty blew half the poor skinny away."

I surprised Biblins around Christmas time by singing to the tune of While Shepherds watched -

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All eating fish and chips
The angel of the lord came down
And charged them two and six.

How the memories come flooding back.

OOh I've just thought of another one.  Whilst standing with your back to a wall and having a tennis ball in a sock and flicking it to each side of you so it hit the wall:-

Want a cigarette sir,
No Sir, why Sir,
Cause I caught a cold Sir,
Where'd you catch a cold Sir,
At the North Pole Sir,

What you doing there Sir,
Catching polar bears Sir,
How many did you catch Sir?
One, Sir, two Sir, ...........eight Sir,
The rest caught me Sir.

Bunnykins we used to have a variation on the shepards one

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All watching BBC
The angel of the lord came down
And tuned to ITV

Another one i remember from infant school was

Bum tit tit
bum tit tit
turn a little handle
and out comes the s*it

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Sorry to sicken you bunnykins!  (was it the thought of the year or the rhyme itself?)
We also did 'Ippy, dippy dation!'
And my sister was fat and we also sang various versions of 'Fatty and Skinny'! 
Shouldn't laugh as it was usually me that came off worse with that one!

Remember one about Popeye vaguely,

Popeye the sailor man
Lived in a caravan
And when he went swimming..............(can't remember the last line, but that's probably a good thing as I'm sure it was rude!)

And this one:

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it rather silly
She chucked it up into the air and caught it by its
Willy was a watchdog
Sitting on the grass
Along came a bumblebee and stung him up the
Ask no questions
Tell no lies
I saw a policeman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Fleas are worse
This is the end of my silly little verse.

Da na na na na na na na BATMAN
Swings on elastic band
falls in a pot of jam
along comes spiderman
thinks he's a bogey man
and eats him!

Just remembered this one which I know there were many variations of none of which made any sense really:

My little pony all skinny and bony
Under the table drinking black label

When someone called you names:

Twinkle twinkle little star
What you say is what you are

That reminds me of another seasonal ditty we sang:

Good King Wenceslaus looked out
On the feast of Stephen
A snowball hit him on the snout
And made it all uneven
Brightly shone his conk that night
And the pain was cru-el
'Til the doctor came in sight
Travelling on a mu..u...el

Tocks wrote on Mar 12^th, 2006 at 6:36pm:


While shepherds watched their flocks by night
All seated on a bank
The angel of the Lord came down
Ans showed them how to wank.

Indigo Lupin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2006 at 8:26am:


  I remember most of those!  But with these slight variations:

First the worst,
Second the best,
Third the one with the hairy chest!

and

We three merchants of Trafalger Square
Selling knickers a penny a pair
How fantastic, no elastic
Not very safe to wear!