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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #45 - Mar 14^th, 2006 at 10:09am

Quote:

Ipp Dip sky blue,
Who's it, not you.

We had a slightly cruder version of that one:

Ip dip dog sh*t
You stood in it

I was trying to remember the other verse of this one:

Teacher Teacher we don't care
We can see your underwear
it isn't black it isn't white
oh my god it's dynamite

I remember very vaguely there was slightly different version of Yankee Doodle, but cannot remember how it went.

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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #46 - Mar 14^th, 2006 at 10:14am

From Primary School:

Mine Eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the School,
We have tortured all the Teachers,
We have broken all the rules,
And now we're on our way to see the ****ing Principal,
May our troops go marching On!!!

(And....from The Simpsons...)
"Joy to the World,
The Teachers dead.
We bar-be-cued.... her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty,
And round & round it goes...
And round & round it goes.....

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brizz sausageNet God Offline Id love to turn you on.... Posts: 2159 Zummerzet Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #47 - Mar 15^th, 2006 at 11:03pm Briz n Witchy * sittiing in a tree k. i. ss..i..n.g. first comes love, then comes marriage, then along comes the baby carriage. * Footnote: used for illustrative and identificatory purposes only.
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Bill Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 415 Fleetwood, Lancashire UK Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #48 - Mar 15^th, 2006 at 11:10pm Has anyone read The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren by the Opies? There's lots of good stuff in there for anyone interested in his kind of thing. Bill
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WillotheWisp Global Moderator Offline Turn It On! Posts: 7876 UK Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #49 - Mar 22^nd, 2006 at 8:43pm Me Auntie Mary Had a Canary up the leg of her drawers. While she sleepin I was peepin' up the leg of her drawers
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #50 - Mar 22^nd, 2006 at 11:16pm

Auntie Mary,
Had a canary,
Up the leg o' her drawers.
It pecked, and pecked,
And pecked, and pecked,
And pecked a hole in her ar$e! Embarrassed

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was black as coal,
And every time it raised its tail,
You saw its dirty hole!

(Both taught to me as a small child by my late granny... so smut runs in our family).

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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #51 - Mar 22^nd, 2006 at 11:54pm

An Orkney nursery rhyme... or part of it...

Kitty Berdo had a coo,
Black & white aboot the moo',
Wasnae that a dainty coo?
Dance, Kitty Berdo.

Kitty Berdo had a hen,
And it wid wander but & ben,
Wasnae that a dainty coo?
Dance, Kitty Berdo.

Kitty Berdo had a rabbit,
And aal the ar$e o' it was scabbit,
Wasnae that a scabbit rabbit?
Dance, Kitty Berdo.

Translations available by request!

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Wonder Woman Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 479 north east england Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #52 - Mar 23^rd, 2006 at 9:07am Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would ffffff...all off!!!!!
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #53 - Mar 23^rd, 2006 at 10:00am

All the talk of canarys has reminded my of this one:

Jack and Jill went to the dairy,
(do, do, dooo, do; do, do, dooo,do),
Jack pulled out his hairy canary,
(do, do, dooo, do; do, do, dooo, do),
Jill said 'Wow! What a whopper! Let's get down and do it proper!'
do, do.............

Great, huh? I thought thet was sooooooooo rude! Shocked

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DocWho sausageNet God Offline Posts: 3851 Timaru, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #54 - Mar 23^rd, 2006 at 10:31am "Little Miss Muffet Sat of her Tuffet, Naked as the day she was born! It wasn't the Spider That sat down beside her, But Little Boy Blue with his Horn!"
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #55 - Apr 9^th, 2006 at 9:42pm

Yes, I know I have been absent for ages, but the lure of this thread dragged me in!!!

Tarzan in the jungle
Got the belly ache
Want to go to toilet
(phwarrrrrrrrrrrttttttt) .. too late

And of course, at the end of term .....

1 more day to go
1 more day of sorrow
1 more day in this old dump and we wont be here tomorrow

Embarrassed

..... ok ... I'll get me coat!!

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Indigo Lupin sausageNet God Offline 'Space for rent' Posts: 2530 Norwich Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #56 - Apr 10^th, 2006 at 9:21am Hello Patc, nice to see you again Seeing this thread rise to the surface and hearing the song this rhyme is based on the morning I thought I would share: To the tune of Relax. Relax don't do it pick your nose don't chew it! There was more which escapes me at present. 1000 apologies.
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Freddie sausageNet God Offline Posts: 4773 Right Here !!	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #57 - Apr 10^th, 2006 at 9:37am i get into trouble for telling the kids this one..it's on the same lines as Lupins.. on picking your nose.. Pick it Lick it Roll it up And flick it...
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Loztom Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 349 Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #58 - Apr 10^th, 2006 at 10:06am .... catch it, eat it!
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #59 - Apr 10^th, 2006 at 11:31am

Patc's also got my brain going too... but I can only remember a bit of it...

I was walking through the jungle,
When my guts began to rumble...
Diahorrea *sniff... ah...*, diahorrea *sniff... ah...*

and

I couldn't find a leaf,
To wipe my underneath...
Diahorrea *sniff... ah...*, diahorrea *sniff... ah...*

Although I've got a feeling I've got that second bit wrong... can anyone put me right, and fill in the missing bits, because it's going to bug me...?

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