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Freddie sausageNet God Offline Posts: 4773 Right Here !!	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #75 - May 29^th, 2006 at 9:53am Tom Thumb Peter Pointer Johnny Long Ruby Ring and Baby Small.... i think that's the name of your fingers...
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Marshal bravestarr sausageNet God Offline keep the cheese and toilet rolls for rainy days Posts: 2407 kent, england Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #76 - May 29^th, 2006 at 2:27pm Freddie wrote on May 29^th, 2006 at 9:53am: Ruby Ring damn those curries
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AllyBally sausageNet God Offline I'm not blue, I'm just painted that way Posts: 2480 Orkney (Wear The Fox Hat...!?) Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #77 - May 29^th, 2006 at 2:36pm Marshal bravestarr wrote on May 29^th, 2006 at 2:27pm: Freddie wrote on May 29^th, 2006 at 9:53am: Ruby Ring damn those curries LOL! Was going to suggest you could get cream for that! Name is an ass, For a donkey he/she could pass, If he/she only had a tail, We could hang him/her up for sale!
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Loztom Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 349 Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #78 - May 29^th, 2006 at 3:27pm Hello Jack! How's your back? Haven't seen you for donkey's (y)ears, But I still nose ya!
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #79 - May 29^th, 2006 at 5:05pm

Marys lamb had foot and mouth,
her cow had bse,
but mary was the dirtist slag who gave me hiv!

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old mother huboard
went to her cuboard to give her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent down the dog came around and gave her a bone of his own!
Grin

and i seem to rember somthing about
zippy and bungle in the jungle...
but i cant rember how the rest of it went Huh

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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #80 - May 29^th, 2006 at 10:58pm

immagain wrote on May 29^th, 2006 at 5:05pm:

and i seem to rember somthing about
zippy and bungle in the jungle...
but i cant rember how the rest of it went Huh

zippy and bungle,
in the jungle,
having lots of fun,
zippy got silly
and pulled out his (yo-yo)
and put it in bungles (purse for safe keeping)

or
up above the streets and houses
bungle flying high
opened up his hairy legs
and wee'd in geoffreys eye.

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Tocks sausageNet God Offline Hey You! Don't watch that, watch this! Posts: 2167 Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #81 - May 30^th, 2006 at 1:27pm Marshal bravestarr wrote on May 29^th, 2006 at 10:58pm: up above the streets and houses bungle flying high opened up his hairy legs and wee'd in geoffreys eye. Our version was Up above the streets and houses Rainbow climbing high Geoffrey stuck his (ahem) out the window And (ahem)ed in Bungle's eye!
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #82 - May 30^th, 2006 at 5:33pm

Tocks wrote on May 30^th, 2006 at 1:27pm:

Marshal bravestarr wrote on May 29^th, 2006 at 10:58pm:

up above the streets and houses
bungle flying high
opened up his hairy legs
and wee'd in geoffreys eye.

Our version was

Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high
Geoffrey stuck his (ahem) out the window
And (ahem)ed in Bungle's eye!

do you think maybe they used to alternate the act between them as some sort of fetish!? Huh

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immagain Beans on Toast Offline WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO! Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #83 - May 30^th, 2006 at 6:18pm Quote: zippy and bungle, in the jungle, having lots of fun, zippy got silly and pulled out his (yo-yo) and put it in bungles (purse for safe keeping) yep sounds about right.
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Rabbit sausageNet God Offline A hobby is supposed to pass the time, not fill it! Posts: 2799 Somewhere in England (middish) Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #84 - Jun 11^th, 2006 at 9:58am Ooh, ahh I lost my bra, I left it in my boyfriends car.
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Marshal bravestarr sausageNet God Offline keep the cheese and toilet rolls for rainy days Posts: 2407 kent, england Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #85 - Jun 11^th, 2006 at 3:12pm Rabbit wrote on Jun 11^th, 2006 at 9:58am: Ooh, ahh I lost my bra, I left it in my boyfriends car. careless
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Loztom Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 349 Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #86 - Jul 30^th, 2006 at 7:44pm Indigo Lupin wrote on Mar 10^th, 2006 at 11:57am: Milk Milk, Lemonade Round the corner chocolates made Put a penny in the slot, Out it comes, plop, plop, plop! Donald Duck Did some muck On the kitchen floor. Mrs Duck Cleaned it up So Donald did some more!
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DocWho sausageNet God Offline Posts: 3851 Timaru, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #87 - Jul 30^th, 2006 at 9:02pm D'you want a Lolly? Go upstairs, & kiss a Dolly! (I was so young, I actually BELIEVED that one...) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I'm Popeye the Sailor Man; I live in the West of Japan, The Girls are so Dirty They Lift up my Skirty And play with my Watering Can
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Ladybird Sausage, Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Tangled in the fallen vines, pickin' up punchlines Posts: 942 Somerset Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #88 - Jul 31^st, 2006 at 5:20am Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon, 5000 volts went up it's leg, And turned it's wool to nylon. ***************************** He stood on the bridge at midnight, His lips were all a quiver, He gave a cough, His leg fell off, And floated down the river.
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #89 - Jul 31^st, 2006 at 7:44am

In the Jungle Zippy & Bungle
Not forgetting George
Zippy farted and George departed
He was desperate for a wee
Pulled down his pants
In climbed the ants
As he stood behind the tree
Along came Bungle from the Jungle....Can't remember the last part Undecided

To the tune of Messing About On The River:

Kermit the frog
Got flushed down the bog
For messing about with Miss Piggy.

I seem to recall there was an alternative version of Yankee Doodle, can any one remember it?

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