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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #90 - Aug 17th, 2006 at 1:22am
 
The Farmers' Prayer...

Little birdie flying by,
Dropped a message from the sky,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
"Thank you, Lord, that cows don't fly."
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Reply #91 - Aug 29th, 2006 at 9:26pm
 
One finger, one thumb keep moving (three times) We'll all be merry and bright.

Leading by stages to:-

One finger, one thumb,, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, stand up, sit up,  keep moving (etc, etc,)

We'll all be merry and bright.

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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #92 - Aug 30th, 2006 at 12:44am
 
In a childrens book my sister had...

An accident somewhat uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny,
She sat on a chair,
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right on the f............"  Lips Sealed  Shocked

Yep, in a CHILDRENS book!!!!! And it wasn't an American one, either!!!  Shocked
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Reply #93 - Sep 17th, 2006 at 1:04pm
 
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Posted by: AllyBally Posted on: 08/17/06 at 02:22:53
The Farmers' Prayer...

Little birdie flying by,
Dropped a message from the sky,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
"Thank you, Lord, that cows don't fly."  


Our version was slightly different:

As I sat under the apple tree
A birdie sent it's love to me
As I wiped it from my eye
I said "Thank goodness cow's can't fly"

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Reply #94 - Sep 17th, 2006 at 3:15pm
 
AllyBally wrote on Mar 10th, 2006 at 12:56pm:
There's one now going through my mind, but I can only remember 2 lines...

Ooh, aah, I lost my bra,
I left my knickers in my boyfriend's car...


How the hell did 7 year olds get off with singing that!?  Shocked

And that last one is disgusting, Willo... I've quite lost my appetite now!


i believe it started...when suzie was a teenager, a tennager suzie was...
i know this because i grew up with 5 older sisters..... god help me
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Reply #95 - Oct 27th, 2006 at 11:45am
 
Mary had a little lamb,
Its real name was billy,
She threw him up in the air,
And caught him by his,
Willy was a watchdog sitting in the grass,
Along came a bumble-bee and stung him on the,
Ask no questions tell no lies I saw a chinaman doing up his,
Flies are a nusience but bees are worse,
And thats the end of my silly little verse.

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Reply #96 - Oct 29th, 2006 at 3:10pm
 
Mary had a little lamb,
It's feet were black as soot,
And everywhere that Mary went,
It's sooty foot 'e put.

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Reply #97 - Oct 29th, 2006 at 4:26pm
 
mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
ten thousand volts went up his bum
and turned his wool to nylon! Grin Grin

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water,
i dunno what they did up there
but now they've got a daughter  Wink
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Marshal lives his life in such a way that when his feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says.. "Oh s**t HE'S awake!"
 
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Reply #98 - Oct 29th, 2006 at 5:50pm
 
The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were as black as charcole.
He put his head between his legs
And whistled up his . . . . . . .  Shocked
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Reply #99 - Oct 29th, 2006 at 6:07pm
 
Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing  rhymes like this?
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Reply #100 - Oct 31st, 2006 at 1:52am
 
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Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing  rhymes like this?  


no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!!
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Reply #101 - Oct 31st, 2006 at 8:44am
 
Here's one, I heard when I was about 9 or 10:

"I gave her a penny,
She said she was ready;
I gave her five pence,
She was by the fence;
I gave her a shilling,
She said she was willing;
I gave her a Pound,
She was on the ground;
I gave her a Fiver,
She opened it wider;
& then I stuck my hary b*lls inside her!"
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Reply #102 - Oct 31st, 2006 at 12:14pm
 
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Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing  rhymes like this?  


no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!!


I asked my colleague at work this question (She has two teenage daughters) and she said they didn't and never had sung silly little rhymes.
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #103 - Oct 31st, 2006 at 12:40pm
 
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Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing  rhymes like this?  


no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!!


They don't have time for silly little rhymes - they are too busy mugging old ladies and joyriding for any of that Angry
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Reply #104 - Oct 31st, 2006 at 9:17pm
 
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Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing  rhymes like this?  


no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!!

Can they get any worse than Docs rhyme above???  Wink  Grin
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