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AllyBally sausageNet God Offline I'm not blue, I'm just painted that way Posts: 2480 Orkney (Wear The Fox Hat...!?) Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #90 - Aug 17^th, 2006 at 1:22am The Farmers' Prayer... Little birdie flying by, Dropped a message from the sky, Angry farmer wipes his eye, "Thank you, Lord, that cows don't fly."
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Bill Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 415 Fleetwood, Lancashire UK Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #91 - Aug 29^th, 2006 at 9:26pm One finger, one thumb keep moving (three times) We'll all be merry and bright. Leading by stages to:- One finger, one thumb,, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, stand up, sit up, keep moving (etc, etc,) We'll all be merry and bright. Bill
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AllyBally sausageNet God Offline I'm not blue, I'm just painted that way Posts: 2480 Orkney (Wear The Fox Hat...!?) Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #92 - Aug 30^th, 2006 at 12:44am In a childrens book my sister had... An accident somewhat uncanny, Befell an unfortunate granny, She sat on a chair, While her false teeth were there, And bit herself right on the f............" Yep, in a CHILDRENS book!!!!! And it wasn't an American one, either!!!
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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #93 - Sep 17^th, 2006 at 1:04pm

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Posted by: AllyBally Posted on: 08/17/06 at 02:22:53
The Farmers' Prayer...

Little birdie flying by,
Dropped a message from the sky,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
"Thank you, Lord, that cows don't fly."

Our version was slightly different:

As I sat under the apple tree
A birdie sent it's love to me
As I wiped it from my eye
I said "Thank goodness cow's can't fly"

Grin

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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #94 - Sep 17^th, 2006 at 3:15pm

AllyBally wrote on Mar 10^th, 2006 at 12:56pm:

There's one now going through my mind, but I can only remember 2 lines...

Ooh, aah, I lost my bra,
I left my knickers in my boyfriend's car...

How the hell did 7 year olds get off with singing that!? Shocked

And that last one is disgusting, Willo... I've quite lost my appetite now!

i believe it started...when suzie was a teenager, a tennager suzie was...
i know this because i grew up with 5 older sisters..... god help me

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Re: Silly Little Rhymes
Reply #95 - Oct 27^th, 2006 at 11:45am

Mary had a little lamb,
Its real name was billy,
She threw him up in the air,
And caught him by his,
Willy was a watchdog sitting in the grass,
Along came a bumble-bee and stung him on the,
Ask no questions tell no lies I saw a chinaman doing up his,
Flies are a nusience but bees are worse,
And thats the end of my silly little verse.

Cheesy

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Bill Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Posts: 415 Fleetwood, Lancashire UK Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #96 - Oct 29^th, 2006 at 3:10pm Mary had a little lamb, It's feet were black as soot, And everywhere that Mary went, It's sooty foot 'e put. Bill
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Marshal bravestarr sausageNet God Offline keep the cheese and toilet rolls for rainy days Posts: 2407 kent, england Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #97 - Oct 29^th, 2006 at 4:26pm mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon ten thousand volts went up his bum and turned his wool to nylon! jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, i dunno what they did up there but now they've got a daughter
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ZOMBIblins Ex Member	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #98 - Oct 29^th, 2006 at 5:50pm The boy stood on the burning deck His feet were as black as charcole. He put his head between his legs And whistled up his . . . . . . .
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ZOMBIblins Ex Member	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #99 - Oct 29^th, 2006 at 6:07pm Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing rhymes like this?
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Marshal bravestarr sausageNet God Offline keep the cheese and toilet rolls for rainy days Posts: 2407 kent, england Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #100 - Oct 31^st, 2006 at 1:52am Quote: Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing rhymes like this? no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!!
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DocWho sausageNet God Offline Posts: 3851 Timaru, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #101 - Oct 31^st, 2006 at 8:44am Here's one, I heard when I was about 9 or 10: "I gave her a penny, She said she was ready; I gave her five pence, She was by the fence; I gave her a shilling, She said she was willing; I gave her a Pound, She was on the ground; I gave her a Fiver, She opened it wider; & then I stuck my hary b*lls inside her!"
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Baby Bunnykins Ex Member	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #102 - Oct 31^st, 2006 at 12:14pm Quote: Quote: Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing rhymes like this? no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!! I asked my colleague at work this question (She has two teenage daughters) and she said they didn't and never had sung silly little rhymes.
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BahHmmmBug Beans on Toast Offline Do you ever stop to think & forget to start again? Posts: 196 Bournemouth, UK Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #103 - Oct 31^st, 2006 at 12:40pm Quote: Quote: Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing rhymes like this? no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!! They don't have time for silly little rhymes - they are too busy mugging old ladies and joyriding for any of that
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CareBear Sausage, Egg & Beans on Toast Offline Hello! Posts: 821 London Gender:	Re: Silly Little Rhymes Reply #104 - Oct 31^st, 2006 at 9:17pm Quote: Quote: Do you suppose that kids nowadays sing rhymes like this? no probably not, they know a lot worse!!!!! Can they get any worse than Docs rhyme above???
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